ssv-normandy:

step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp

step 2: feel sad

0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”


Emma Stone spotted on the set of the untitled Woody Allen film in Newport, Rhode Island on July 28, 2014.

Emma Stone spotted on the set of the untitled Woody Allen film in Newport, Rhode Island on July 28, 2014.

tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

Male author: I guess women are people
Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

a-little-bi-furious:

feministpokemonmaster:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love you Mara.

OMG

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

puppetparade:

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are you sure?

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock