step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp
step 2: feel sad
|Me:||then fucking act like it|
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Emma Stone spotted on the set of the untitled Woody Allen film in Newport, Rhode Island on July 28, 2014.
every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
|Male author:||I guess women are people|
|Fans:||I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!|
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I love you Mara.
so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right